Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
Yeah, I’m just covered in women over here with my internet dating swag. You cannot CONCEIVE how much sway my fucking gorgeous cyber face holds with ladies. Bitches are SWOONING soon as I get up on webcam. I mean yeah, of course I won’t show my immense, 450 pound body as it cascades over the ends of my filthy, unwashed chair, or my room full of fursuits and anime body pillows I cuddle up with as I watch hentai. But hey, anonymity is a beautiful thing, and you’d know that, wouldn’t you.
Nice talk, glad we could have this real heart-to-heart, bro. I feel like I really bonded with you here. Like, I could tell all my inner secrets and shit to you. You are my spirit animal, Anonymous.
And if the parlance of human communication fails to reach you, be you either an automated message sender intending to fill my computer with nasty viruses upon copypasting that horrid link up there, an indifferent troll flapping your pasty little flabberghastings around for lulz, or simply inane in the field of any empathic inference whatsoever, know that I am being utterly and acutely sarcastic at the moment, and had it not been for my mildest entertainment, I would not have taken the time and wasted whatever miniscule energies the motion of keytyping would accost.
Good day.
